I’d Come Back To Me Lyrics - Roger Miller

Well, if birds flew underwater, If a dollar bill was a dime 

Boy wouldn't things be crazy 

But maybe then you'd come around some time 

If steamships flew the skyways, and honey wasn't made by the bee 

If black was blue, if I was you, I'd come back to me 

There's no way for you to know 

How much that I miss you so 

The world'd have to turn outside in 

For you to ever be mine again 

Well now if airplanes all flew backwards 

And the moon was at the bottom of the sea 

If one was two, If I was you, I'd come back to me 

What if everything got reversed, poor folks ate caviar 

And rich folks took to riding on Santa Fe boxcars 

My hopes for your returning look hopeless as can be 

If one was two, If I was you, I'd come back to me 

There's no way for you to know 

How much that I miss you so 

The world'd have to turn outside in 

For you to ever be mine again 

Well now if polar bears wore derbies, and penguins ivy league 

If are was you, if I was you, I'd come back to me 

If one was two, If I was you, I'd come back to me 

If egg was foo, if I was you, you'd be too young for me