I'd Come Back To Me Lyrics - Roger Miller

Well, if birds flew under water, if a dollar bill was a dime 

Boy, I wouldn't things be crazy but maybe then you come around sometime 

If steamships flew the skyways and honey wouldn't made by the bee 

If black was blue, if I was you, I'd come back to me 

There's no way for you to know how much did I miss you so 

The world would have turn upside in if you'd have to be mine again 

Well, now if airplanes all flew backwards 

And the moon was in bottom of the sea 

If one was two, if I was you, I'd come back to me 

What if everything got reversed po' boys eat caviar 

And rich folks took the ride on Santa Fe boxcars 

My hopes for your returning look hopeless as can be 

If one was two, if I was you, I'd come back to me 

There's no way for you to know [unverified]