The Hat Lyrics - Roger Miller

Hey kid where'd you get the lid 

Where'd you get a lid like that 

If I told you why would you tell me where 

I could find a hat like that 

Hey old chap where'd you get the cap 

Where'd you get a cap like that 

If I told you why would you tell me where 

I could find a hat like that 

Oh a hat is a hat 

A topper is a topper and you can't top that 

So if you got the bread I say 

Why not spend it on something for your head 

Hey Herby where'd you get the derby 

Where'd you get a hat like that 

If I told you why would you tell me where 

I could find a hat like that 

Oh a hat is a hat 

A topper is a topper and you can't top that 

So if you got the bread I say 

Why not spend it on something for your head 

Hey Miss let me ask you this 

Where'd you get a hat like that 

If I told you why would you tell me where 

I could find a hat like that