Press 9 Lyrics - Sagacity - Saga

If you want the IRS to go away 

Go ahead, press 9 

If you told a lie and you regret that day 

Go ahead, press 5 

If you're dodging more than 7 unpaid bills 

Go ahead, press 1 

If you're stuck in traffic and you wanna kill 

Go ahead, press 2 

I know that yesterday 

Is not that far away 

And now I'm all alone 

I'll find another way 

But maybe not today 

'Cos now I'm right at home 

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If you're worried sick about a third world war 

Go ahead, press * 

If your evil neighbour's knocking at your door 

Go ahead, press 4 

I know that yesterday 

Is where it's going to stay 

And now I', all alone 

I'll find the will to stray 

Perhaps some other day 

But now I'm right at home 

If you think your weather's acting kind of strange 

Go ahead, press 3 

If your old computer died or crashed again 

Go ahead, press 8 

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If your God just seems to be ignoring you 

Go ahead, press 6 

If your favourite team is just about to lose 

Go ahead, press 10 

If you're always hungry and you're gaining weight 

Go ahead, press 12 

If you want the IRS to go away 

Go ahead, press 9