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Royale With Cheese Lyrics - Singles - Samuel L. Jackson

Dialogue Written by Quentin Tarantino 

 

JULES 

-- okay so, tell me again about the hash bars? 

 

VINCENT 

Okay what d'you want to know? 

 

JULES 

Hash is legal there, right? 

 

VINCENT 

Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't 

walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. I mean they 

want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places. 

 

JULES 

Those are hash bars? 

 

VINCENT 

Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own 

it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's 

legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this, 

alright, -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them 

to search you. I mean that's a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have. 

 

JULES 

Oh, man -- I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'. 

 

VINCENT 

You'll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? 

 

JULES 

What? 

 

VINCENT 

It's the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there, we got 

here, but it's just there's a little difference. 

 

JULES 

Examples? 

 

VINCENT 

Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer. 

And I don't mean in a paper cup. I'm talkin' 'bout a glass of beer. And in 

Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter 

Pounder with Cheese in Paris? 

 

JULES 

They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? 

 

VINCENT 

No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck 

a Quarter Pounder is. 

 

JULES 

What'd they call it? 

 

VINCENT 

They call it Royale with Cheese. 

 

JULES (repeating) 

Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac? 

 

VINCENT 

Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. 

 

JULES (repeating) 

Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper? 

 

VINCENT 

I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. You know what they put on french 

fries in Holland instead of ketchup? 

 

JULES 

What? 

 

VINCENT 

Mayonnaise. 

 

JULES 

Goddamn! 

 

VINCENT 

I seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in this shit. 

 

JULES 

Uuccch! 

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