Million Dollar Bash Lyrics - Sandy Denny

Well, that big dumb blonde with gorgeous george 

And turtle, a friend of theirs, with his cheques all forged 

And his cheeks in a chunk with a cheese in the cash 

They're all gonna be there at that million dollar bash, and it's 

Chorus 

Ooh baby, ooh-ee 

Ooh baby, ooh-ee 

It's that million dollar bash 

Everybody from right now go over there and back 

The louder they come, well, the bigger they crack 

Come now, sweet cream, and don't forget the flash 

We're all gonna meet at that million dollar bash 

(chorus) 

Well, I took my counsellor out to the barn 

Silly nelly was there, she told him a yarn 

Then along came jones and emptied the trash 

Everybody went down to that million dollar bash 

(chorus) 

Well, I been hittin' it too hard, you know, my stones won't take 

I get up in the morning, bit too early to wake 

First it's ``hello'' and ``goodbye'', and then push and then crash 

But everybody's gonna make it to that million dollar bash 

(chorus) 

Well, I looked at my watch, then I looked at my wrists 

Punched myself in my face with my fists 

And I took my taters back a-home to be mashed 

But then I made it right on to that million dollar bash 

(chorus)