That Guy's An Asshole Lyrics - Sara Bareilles

Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet 

Got this sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve 

And I talk of ponies and rainbows and things 

And I'm just who you want me to be 

But like most creatures down here on the ground 

I'm composed of the elements moving around 

I grow and change and I shift and I switch 

And it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch 

But that only happens when I get provoked 

By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know 

And I sit and I write while reminding you all 

That mean songs are still better than going postal 

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And that guy's an asshole 

That girl's a bitch 

Baby it's natural 

No getting away from it 

So sing it out with me 

And then let it go 

Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole 

I see I've surprised you with some of my words 

And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt 

And I hate to think that I've ruined the day 

Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade 

But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways 

You're a toxin 

Wasting perfectly good space 

And I say what I think 

'Cause it's more economic 

Than drugs or a drink 

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And that guy's an asshole 

That girl's a bitch 

Baby it's natural 

No getting away from it 

So sing it out with me 

And then let it go 

Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole 

No I won't let him in, under my skin 

He's a sad sack of shit, it's pathetic 

Just a festering sore 

Who will never be more than that if I don't let him 

That guy's an asshole 

That girl's a bitch 

Baby it's natural 

No getting away from it 

So sing it out with me 

And then let it go 

Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole 

'Cause that guy's an asshole 

That girl's a bitch 

Baby it's natural 

No getting away from it 

So sing it out with me 

And then let it go 

Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole