Beatomatic Lyrics - Scabs

I am batman but you can call me Bob 

And when I see the boy wonder I say yo rob 

I used to wear a cape and do the leotard bit 

But now I wear all serious because I don't give a shit 

I used to bust my butt all day fighting crime 

But now I rock the house when I say my rhyme 

I turn the whole damn house into a crazy mob 

Because I'm batman but you can call me Bob 

I'll tell you a little story that happened to me 

You see me and robin were cruising down the street 

In the batmobile with the lights turned low 

A six pack on ice so we were ready to go 

The batbox blastin out our old theme song and robin kept on passin me a serious bong 

I took a couple of hits the next thing I know 

This cop pulls me over to the side of the road 

He said, yo what's yer name boy. God damn you look like a slob! 

I said, I'm batman but you can call me Bob. 

I turned to robin and I said its getting late 

I got to find myself a woman before I hallucinate 

We found this little place so we went inside 

They carded robin at the door they asked his age and he lied 

I went up to the bar and ordered myself a jack 

That's when I felt this tappin on the back of my back 

I turned around and dropped my drink there was this girl in a mink 

She was the most beautiful girl I've ever see I think 

I turned to robin and I said yo this is rob 

My name is batman but you can call me Bob 

I promised to behave so we went back to my cave 

She took one look at my place and she started to rave 

She gave me a kiss and said I'll be right back 

I'm gonna take off some clothes so that we can relax 

She left the room for a minute so I threw on some tunes 

I opened up the skylight so we could look at the moon 

But when she came back in she had a whip in her hand 

It turns out she was the black leotarded catwoman 

She started chasing me around sayin she wanted me dead 

I grabbed my batarang and hit her right in the head 

She went out like a light I said oh man what a night 

I took her to the station and they locked her up tight 

The sergeant said son you did a real fine jog 

I said I'm batman but you can call me Bob