Beer Muscles Lyrics - Scatterbrain

[Nieder / Christ] 

I go out, I have a beer to start the night 

I have some more, I feel alright! 

Hey Bartender, double whiskey here we go 

Yo make that a triple I can't say no 

Feeling good and getting happy 

I just got to smile 

A real good mood and I'm one cool dude 

'Cause I got cat class and style 

Yeah move out to the floor 

I gotta dance and sing 

Baby I'm the king 

I've feeling smarter, quicker, stronger 

Feelin' oh so fine 

Back up to the bar where the world id mine 

Ta-ta-tequila, see that girl I got to feel her 

All the girls in here want me 

And I intimidate the guys 

They're scared of me 

Check it out - I might look like flabby 

Little girlie man but I work out 

1 lift, 2 drink:Beer Muscles! 

Live and drink and keep it up:Beer Muscles! 

List your liquor drink it down 

You've got to learn 

Pump those beer muscles baby - feel the burn 

Beer - Beer - Beer Muscles! 

Beer - Beer - Beer Muscles! 

I'm all pumped up and my work - out's done 

Back into the crowd I'm gonna have some fun 

Moving' - groovin', like a Cadillac I cruise 

I'm gonna get myself a woman 

Anyone I choose 

Hey Babe! Hey Babe! I know what you like 

Come on, let's go:Whatcha mean no! 

Are you some kind of dyke? 

Ooooow! She hit me in the head! 

Ooooow! She hit me in the head again! 

I got up off the floor 

I said you want some more? 

I was ready to beat everybody 

They were lucky that the bouncers 

Threw me out of the door. 

Check it out - I might look like flabby 

little girlie man but I work out 

1 lift, 2 drink:Beer Muscles! 

Live and drink and keep it up:Beer Muscles! 

List your liquor drink it down 

You've got to learn 

Pump those beer muscles baby - feel the burn 

Beer - Beer - Beer Muscles! 

Beer - Beer - Beer Muscles!