Cool Kids Lyrics - Screeching Weasel

on the other side of town 

where the real cool kids go 

to sit around 

and talk bad, about the other kids 

yeah it's a real cool club 

and you're not part of it 

There's millie, pickles and 

pattycakes too 

and cubby's making mean jokes about you 

ha ha, ya little twit 

yeah it's a real cool club 

and you're not part of it 

They're a real cool bunch 

of die fledermausketeers 

and they'll laugh at the toughskin 

your mom got you from sears 

you dork they'll never let you in 

cause it's a real cool club 

and you're not part of it 

You're fat and ugly and 

an imbecile too 

and that's why they draw 

funny pictures of you 

and talk bad 

about all the kids 

cause it's a real cool club 

and you're not a part of it 

yeah it's a real cool club 

and you'll never be a part of it 

yeah it's a real cool club 

and you're not part of it 

yeah it's a real cool club 

and you'll never be a part of it