Handcuffed To You Lyrics - Screeching Weasel

it's been so long since that magic trick 

went wrong 

and chained me to you and 

i wanna get out 

please find the key cause i really gotta pee 

and i'm sick of having to hold it 

i'm tired of trying to write with 

my left hand 

and i'm tired of getting whiffs of 

your bad breath 

and i'm tired of being this close to you 

when you've got pms 

but you know it's okay handcuffed to you 

it's always the same this could be 

our big getaway 

but we're going nowhere at all 

and you know 

it's not all that bad sometimes it's kind of 

fun in fact 

so let's make the best of it and 

ask your mom to send a hacksaw in a cake 

pretty soon we'll get the chance to 

make our break 

and we'll smile and say goodbye 

and then we'll go our separate ways 

but for now it's okay handcuffed to you 

it's alright 'cause i'm handcuffed to you