I Wanna Be A Homosexual Lyrics - Kill The Musicians - Screeching Weasel

I got a little lisp 

and I've been working on my limp wrist 

Women are a drag 

and I think I wanna be a faggot now 

A mincing ninny 

A prancing fairy merry little queen 

A Bruce LaBruce wet dream 

A nancy boy with wings 

I wanna be a homosexual 

Shock the middle class 

Take it up your punk rock ass 

You rub your little thing 

When you see phonk dykes in Penthouse magazine 

So what's the difference 

Mr. Cream rinse you just need a man 

A beefy leather fag 

To take you out in drag 

Call me a faggot- 

Call me a butt-loving-fudge-packing-queer 

I don't care 

Cause it's the straight in straght edge 

That makes me want to drink a beer 

And be a pansy a homo 

Sock the middle class 

Take it up your punk rock ass 

You rub your puny thing 

When you see studs with tight jeans 

pass you on the street 

Who wears short shorts: You wear short shorts 

Your so full of shit 

Why dont you admit, that you dont have 

the balls to be a queer