I Wanna Be A Homosexual (original 1989 Version) Lyrics - Screeching Weasel

The way you look at me 

The way I look at you the same 

Jerking off to Penthouse 

I'm completely fucking through and through 

A bedroom full of lies 

Masterbating, masterbating, mastering geek 

Masterbating geek, masterbating geek 

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual 

I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual 

I'm gonna be, gonna be a homosexual 

I'm gonna be... 

Shock the middle class 

Take it up your punk rock ass! 

Quit the music trade 

I think I wanna be a fucking faggot 

I'm not fucked up 

I'll be fucked up 

Am I fucked up yet? 

I'm not fucked up yet 

I'm not fucked up yet 

No fucking way! 

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual 

I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual 

I'm gonna be, gonna be a homosexual 

I'm wanna be... 

Call me a faggot 

Call me a butt loving, fudge-packing queer 

I don't care 

It's the straight in straight-edge 

That make's me want to drink a beer 

And be a faggot, call me a homo 

The way you look at me 

The way I look at you the same 

Quit the music trade 

I think I wanna be a faggot 

I'm not fucked up 

I'm not fucked up 

I'm not fucked up yet 

No I'm not fucked up yet 

I'm not fucked up yet 

No fucking way! 

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual 

I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual 

I'm gonna be, gonna be a homosexual 

I'm wanna be...