Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus Lyrics - Wiggle - Screeching Weasel

(Weasel) 

Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries she's got trouble with her tubes 

if you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find a completely empty 

room because Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus her uterus is useless 

her physician has injected fluids in her private parts but she just won't 

believe that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble will cause her to 

conceive no simple yeast or bladder infection could compare to the pain 

that Jeannie's going through this year her husband's sperm was studied and 

swiftly passed the test now Jeannie's operation must commence artificial 

insemination can't fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Jeannie isn't 

ovulating even though she took all the proper pills Jeannie wants a baby but 

she cannot pay the giant doctor bills