Omw. Lyrics - Screeching Weasel

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner 

that is truly what I'd really like to be. 

'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner 

then everyone would be in love with me. 

[spoken] 

Oscar Meyer weiners 

come get your hotdogs 

ah, their made with all 

this shit from a cow that 

nobody wants, like mucous 

and marrow and eyeballs 

and bile, and all that crap 

that really makes them taste 

so damn, really fucking good. 

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner 

that is truly what I'd really like to be. 

'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner 

then everyone would be in love with me.