Phasers On Kill Lyrics - Screeching Weasel

What to do a spaceship crew came 

Crashing through my house 

Captain Kirk the stupid jerk 

Punched me in the mouth. 

Why'd you pick this place? 

You came from outer space 

If you're sleeping on my couch then 

You'll do what I say 

Go! Set tbe phasers on kill 

Go! Set the phasers on kill 

Go! Set the phasers on kill 

Cause I don't love her anymore 

Looking through my records all day 

On the phone all night 

Try to fix the beam without 

The help of Miller Light 

I can't get no sleep 

You better earn your keep 

Take the safety off and go 

Disintegrate that creep 

Go! Set tbe phasers on kill 

Go! Set the phasers on kill 

Go! Set the phasers on kill 

Cause I don't love her anymore