Suzanne Is Getting Married Lyrics - Screeching Weasel

Suzanne is getting married off in June 

it'll be a perfect day Yohannan and Jon von can duke it out for the right 

to give her away the bridegroom is a charming bloke from Scotland he wants 

to be a citizen but his friends are telling him he's buying into the 

patriarchal system I never really though of Jawbreaker as the perfect 

wedding band let's just hope that Martin Sprouse does not get pissed and 

break his other hand will Odell catch the poison ivy bouquet say it's not 

big enough and throw it away? will the honeymoon at Gilman Street and 

watch a zillion crummy bands? will pots and pans be flying in two weeks 

and who has to take out the trash? I know that they're in love who 

who'll take off the gloves first and punch the other in the nose? and 

what I'm wondering dude is if the marriage was approved by Maximum RocknRoll