Alphabet Bully Lyrics - Sesame Street

Big Man [bellows throughout his lines]: Hey you!!! 

Nebbish: Yes? 

Big Man: A! B! C-D-E!!! 

Nebbish: Please don't shout at me. 

Big Man [rips a daisy out of the ground without permission]: F! G! H-I-J!!! 

Nebbish: Won't you please go away? 

Big Man [plucks petals off the daisy as he names each letter]: K! L! M-N-O!!! 

Nebbish: Really, sir, I wish you'd go. 

Big Man: P! Q! R-S-T!!! 

Nebbish: Why do you keep bugging me? 

Big Man: U! V! W-X-Y!!! 

Nebbish [produces a lemon meringue pie from somewhere behind him]: How'd you like a lemon pie? 

Big Man: Z!!! 

Nebbish [splats the Big Man's face with the pie, chuckling]: Free.