As Is Lyrics - Sesame Street

Kid: How much for the car? 

Man: Fifty bucks. 

Kid: Will you fix the fenders, light and stuff? 

Man: See that sign? It says AS IS. That means you get it exactly the way you see it--AS IS. Fifty bucks, and it's yours. 

Kid: Five dollars. 

Man: Thirty-five. 

Kid: Ten. 

Man: Thirty. 

Kid: Fifteen. 

Man. Sold! 

At that, the car promptly falls to pieces. 

Kid: I want it AS WAS!