Beep Lyrics - Sesame Street

Muppet #1 (sung): If it says one, then I go beep. 

If it says two, then I go beep beep. 

If it says three, then I go beep beep beep. 

And that's the way it's done. 

Muppet #2 (spoken): Yeah, but what if it says four? 

Muppet #1 (sung): I go beep beep beep beep, nothing more. 

Muppet #2 (spoken): But what if it says more than four? 

Muppet #1 (sung really fast): Then I go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep- 

(into incomprehension, and screen fills up with circles) 

Muppet #2 (spoken): Like what if it says forty-six? 

Muppet #1 (sung really fast again): Then I go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep- 

(into more incomprehension, and the screen fills up with forty-six circles) 

(sung at normal speed) 

Now, I used to get confused about my numbers, 

Whether it was three or one or four or two. 

But now I find my numbers very easy, 

'Cause this is what I do ... 

If it says one, then I go beep. 

If it says two, then I go beep beep. 

If it says three, then I go beep beep beep. 

And that's the way it's done. 

Muppet #2 (spoken): Yeah, but what if it says four? 

Muppet #1 (sung): I go beep beep beep beep, nothing more. 

Muppet #2 (spoken): So when it says one, you go Beep 

(and so on, repeating all the verses) 

Muppet #2 (spoken): But what if it says three million, seven hundred forty-six thousand, nine hundred eighty-two? 

Muppet #1 (spoken): That's easy, man. 

(sung really fast): Then I go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep- 

(into still more incomprehension, and screen fills up with still more circles. I think this is one of those places where they're different sizes and colors. I'm not sure what lines come next, if any. Then, at the end:) 

Both: Beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep!