When I'm Itchy, I Scratch Lyrics - Sesame Street

When I'm hungry, I eat 

When I'm thirsty, I drink 

I get my fires lit up with a match 

And when I'm itchy, I scratch 

When I'm tired, I sleep 

When I'm sneaky, I creep 

There's a hook in all the fish I catch 

And when I'm itchy, I scratch 

Hey! 

Buzz off fly, stay away 

Who needs you on a sticky summer day? 

I don't know what you can possibly see in me 

And I don't want such irritating company 

Now, when I'm happy, I laugh 

When I'm sad, I cry 

I get my melons in the melon patch 

And when I'm itchy, I scratch 

I get my melons in the melon patch 

And when I'm itchy, I scratch 

I get my melons in the melon patch 

And when I'm itchy, I scratch