God Bless The American Housewife Lyrics - Fortuneteller's Melody - Shedaisy

Look at me, I'm gorgeous in my housecoat 

With my coffee cup 

I bend to get the paper 

Every neighbor's tryin' to check me out 

Look at me, I'm lovely 

As I wave beside my minivan 

Look at how my diamonds 

Seem to sparkle on the garbage can 

God bless the American housewife 

How she does it, I'll never know 

God bless the American housewife 

She could use a miracle for sure 

God bless the American housewife 

Cleanin' up the world for you and me 

God bless the American housewife 

Look at how my children play 

Commando in the cul-de-sac 

Look at how my husband has 

Survived another heart attack 

Look at all the other mothers 

Envious of all my things 

Have to call the plummer 

'Cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring 

God bless the American housewife 

How she does it, I'll never know 

God bless the American housewife 

She could use a miracle for sure 

God bless the American housewife 

Cleanin' up the world for you and me 

God bless the American housewife 

Look at me, I'm beautiful 

And glamorous in rubber gloves 

Look how my tiara 

Can be bent back to the shape it was 

I can do the laundry and make dinner 

While I'm on the phone 

Look at me, I'm sexy as the Devil 

When I mow the lawn 

God bless the American housewife 

How she does it, I'll never know 

God bless the American housewife 

She could use a miracle for sure 

God bless the American housewife 

Cleanin' up the world for you and me 

God bless the American housewife 

God bless the American housewife 

How she does it, I'll never know 

God bless the American housewife 

She could use a miracle for sure 

God bless the American housewife 

Cleanin' up the world for you and me 

God bless the American housewife 

How she does it, I'll never know 

God bless the American housewife