God Bless The Canadian Housewife Lyrics - Shedaisy

Look at me, I'm gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cup 

I bend to get the paper, every neighbour's tryin' to check me out 

Look at me, I'm lovely as I wave beside my Minivan 

Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle on the garbage can 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

(How she does it all I'll never know) 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

(She could use a miracle for sure) 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

(Cleanin' up the world for you and me) 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

(Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah) 

Look at how my children play Commando in the cul-de-sac 

Look at how my husband has survived another heart attack 

Look at all the other mothers envious of all my things 

Have to call the plumber 'cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

(How she does it all I'll never know) 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

(She could use a miracle for sure) 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

(Cleanin' up the world for you and me) 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

(Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah) 

Look at me, I'm beautiful and glamorous in rubber gloves 

Look how my Tiara can be bent back to the shape it was 

I can do the laundry and make dinner while I'm on the phone 

Look at me, I'm sexy as the devil when I mow the lawn 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

(How she does it all I'll never know) 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

(She could use a miracle for sure) 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

(Cleanin' up the world for you and me) 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

(How she does it all I'll never know) 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

(She could use a miracle for sure)(x2) 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

(Cleanin' up the world for you and me) 

God bless the Canadian housewife!!