Goodnight Little Houseplant Lyrics - Shel Silverstein

Goodnight, little houseplant, asleep on the sill 

I'll pull the shades so you don't catch a chill 

And tomorrow in the morning don't be breaskfast for two 

We'll have ham and eggs for me and nitrogen for you 

Goodnight, little houseplant, tucked in your clay pot 

Mase sure you don't catch Huntington's Rot 

Remember little houseplant, stay away from them bees 

I've heard they may carry a social disease 

Goodnight, little houseplant, goodnight 

Here's your glass of water, should I leave on the light? 

Tomorrow we'll talk of the things that we did 

I love you little house plant, who needs women and kids?