California Lyrics - Shwayze

I want to say one thing 

To the american people 

And I want you to listen to me 

I'm not gunna say this again 

I did not have sexual relations 

With that woman 

I was framed 

I don't even know her name 

Dame came in with an 

Eight ball of cocaine 

Low range 

Got sprang off my pinky rang 

I got my pee pee wet 

She had a stinky thing 

I got a dance in 

She did the chicken wing 

No romancin 

Straight to stickin things 

In places 

Gave her a bracelet 

Said I'll be back in the mornin 

Be patient 

So she was waitin 

But I never came in 

I was on the next plane to vegas, ay men 

Take a statement 

Your honor I'm a changed man 

Game plan to blow up like 

Iran 

My man train like the taliban 

I'm from cali man 

We smoke the good shit 

I want you to listen to me 

Sex lives and video tapin 

I can't believe my eyes 

What I'm seein today man 

Is everything fake in 

CalifornIa in californIa 

Sex lives and video tapin 

I can't believe my ears 

When I hear what they say man 

Everythings fake in 

CalifornIa in california 

Playground 

Born and raised 

I had to make more then 

Minimum wage so 

'authorities said they found more than seven ounces of marajuana in his luguage' 

Ah hell no 

I'm just tryin to get by 

I'm just tryin to get by 

But I'm tryin to get high 

While I'm tryin to get by 

I'm just tryin to get your 

Pussy wet 

Every night 

Like a super soaker 

Let's have a water fight 

I got a place 

That I want you to see 

A little suite 

On a hill by the sea 

A couple g's is all I need 

From ya 

Come on babe 

I'll scrape ya knees fo ya 

Country momma let me be 

Yo honey baby 

You used to love me love me 

Now you actin pissy lately 

Is it cause you heard about my 

Pretty city lady? 

Can't we all just get along 

And make some pretty 

Little babies? 

I been pimpin since 

The eighties 

I been pimpin since 

The eighties 

'come up and see me sometime, anytime 

The sooner the better' 

Sex lives and video tapin 

I can't believe my eyes 

What I'm seein today man 

Is everything fake in 

CalifornIa in californIa? 

Sex lives and video tapin 

I can't believe my ears 

When I hear what they say man 

Everythings fake in 

CalifornIa in california 

Shake your body 

Like a brokin washing machine 

Get you clean 

Then dirty again 

Shwayz on the airwaves 

Rayban shades 

Stay chillin on my face 

Like oil of olay 

Mo money 

Mo problems 

I got no problems homie 

Only thing I got is some 

Condoms a boombox 

Papers, weed and beer 

Sleepin on the couch 

For the last three years 

Still pimpin... 

Now I want you to listen to me 

Sex lives and video tapin 

I can't believe my eyes 

What I'm seein today man 

Is everything fake in 

CalifornIa in californIa 

Sex lives and video tapin 

I can't believe my ears 

When I hear what they say man 

Everythings fake in 

CalifornIa in california 

Sex lives and video tapin 

I can't believe my eyes 

What I'm seein today man 

Is everything fake in 

CalifornIa in californIa 

Sex lives and video tapin 

I can't believe my ears 

When I hear what they say man 

Everythings fake in 

CalifornIa in california 

Sex lives and video tapin 

I can't believe my eyes 

What I'm seein today man 

Is everything fake in 

CalifornIa in californIa 

Sex lives and video tapin 

I can't believe my ears 

When I hear what they say man 

Everythings fake in