Steve Lyrics - Sicko

if I had a dog his name would be Steve 

and at the end of the day he'd be waiting for me 

and he would listen and I would teach 

and at the end of two years he would learn how to speak 

he'd say 

Ean 

can I 

borrow the car tonight 

there's a 

a dog 

down the street that I kind of like 

and so everywhere I would go there would be Steve 

and on a Sunday afternoon quarter past three 

we'd be reading the papers and drinking green tea 

when Steve would take of his glasses and look straight at me 

he'd say 

Ean 

can you 

hand me section two 

Steven 

you know 

I'd do anything for you