The Dateless Losers Lyrics - Sicko

My friends and I we're a bunch of geeks 

so none of us has got a date at the end of the week 

and if there's no cool hip punk rock show 

Denny, Robin, and Woodsy's house is the place that we go 

Dateless losers we don't care 

if our pathetic love lives go nowhere 

No matter where my life has led 

I still have a "L" stuck to my forehead 

We are the dateless losers 

and even though I can't get a date 

I've got somewhere to be tonight 

We sit around and eat ice cream 

crack jokes and watch really bad T.V. 

and if you're a dateless loser too 

then startin' a dateless loser club is the only thing left to do