The 12 Days Of Xmas Lyrics - Simon Viklund

On the 1st day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 

this broke dick piece of shit drill. 

On the 2nd day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 

2 years in jail 

and a broke dick piece of shit drill. 

On the 3rd day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 

3 tires shot, 

2 years in jail 

and a broke dick piece of shit drill. 

On the 4th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 

4 panicked robbers, 

3 tires shot, 

2 years in jail 

and a broke dick piece of shit drill. Which I hate. 

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On the 5th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 

5 bullets left, 

4 panicked robbers, 

3 tires shot, 

2 years in jail 

I hate this broke dick piece of shit drill. 

On the 6th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 

6 dozers charging. 

5 bullets left. 

4 panicked robbers. 

Come on, 3 tires shot. 

2 years in jail. 

Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill. 

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On the 7th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 

7 tasers buzzing. 

6 dozers charging. 

5 bullets left. Ammo bag. 

4 PANICKED ROBBERS. 

Fuck, 3 tires shot. 

2 years in jail. 

And thi-this broke shit--PIECE OF SHIT DRILL! Fo' serious! 

On the 8th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 

8 SWATs rapelling. 

7 tasers buzzing. 

6 dozers charging. 

5 bullets left. Ammo, ammo! 

4 PANICKED ROBBERS. 

3 tires shot. 

2 fucking years in jail. 

Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill! raging 

On the 9th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 

9 hostages fleeing. 

8 SWATs rapelling. 

7 tasers buzzing. 

6 dozers charging. 

5 bullets left. Ammo bag, ammo bag! 

4 PANICKED ROBBERS. 

3 tires shot. 

2 years in jail. 

I came the fuck with this broke dick piece of shit drill! I mean seriously? 

On the 10th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 

10 seconds response time. 

9 hostages fleeing. 

8 SWATs rapelling. 

7 tasers buzzing. 

6 dozers charging. 

5 bullets left. 

4 PANICKED ROBBERS. 

AWAAAWAAAAH. 

2 years in jail. 

YOU KNOW, FUCK THIS! FUCK THIS DRILL! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK THIS FOR!!! 

On the 11th day of Christmas, Payday gave to-FUCK! 

11 doors to lockpick. 

10 seconds response time. 

9 hostages fleeing. 

8 SWATs rapelling. 

7 tasers buzzing. 

6 dozers charging. 

5-bullets-left. Ammo, ammo! 

4 PANICKED ROBBERS. 

AWAAAWAAAAH.FUCKING WALL! 

2 years in jail. 

crying 

On the 12th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 

12 bags of coke. 

11 doors to lockpick. 

10 seconds response time. 

All hostages gone. 

8 SWATs rapelling. 

7 tasers buzzing. 

6 dozers charging. 

5 bullets left. I'm out of fucking ammo! 

WHEREE'S THE GEETAWAAAY?!. 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! 

AND A BROKE DICK PIECE OF SHIT DRILL! 

FUCK MY L-I-I-F-E-E-E! 

"gunshot"-ARH! 

Crash on to the floor.