Born Under A Bad Sign Lyrics - Singles - Simpsons

Homer: Born under a bad sign, 

Been down since I began to crawl. 

If it wasn't for bad luck, 

You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all. 

Hard luck and trouble, 

Been my only friend. 

I been on my own, 

Ever since I was ten. 

Born under a bad sign, 

I been down since I began to crawl. 

If it wasn't for bad luck, 

You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all. 

I don't like to read, 

I can hardly write, 

My whole life has been 

One big fight. 

Born under a bad sign, 

I been down since I began to crawl. 

If it wasn't for bad luck, 

I said I wouldn't have no luck at all. 

And that ain't no lie. 

You know, if it wasn't for bad luck, 

I wouldn't have no kind of luck. 

If it wasn't for real bad luck, 

I wouldn't have no luck at all. 

You know fear of falling 

Is all I crave. 

A big bag of pork rinds 

Gonna carry me to my grave. 

Born under a bad sign, 

I been down since I began to crawl. 

If it wasn't for bad luck, 

I tell ya I wouldn't have no luck at all. 

Good take boys, yeah. 

I think now that I'm a blues singer, I should have some kind of name. 

How 'bout Muddy Simpson. No. Big Homer. T-Bone Homer. 

Blind Lemon Simpson. Blind Lemon-lime Homer. Blind Grapefruit Homer. 

Blind Strawberry Alarm Clock Homer. No that's... they used that.