I Just Can't Help Myself Lyrics - Simpsons

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself 

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself 

I just can't help myself 

There I go, here I go, where I go, I don't know 

I just can't help myself, so 

Why do I do, what I do, when I do 

Well, I can say so or I just don't know 

Boys will be boys and what they usually say 

That's the how and the why, that I act this way 

That's the end of the line, I run out of rhyme 

That ain't no crime so it's milk it out time 

Let's see, I know it's some cosmic force 

Causing my mind, you go, 

Just wait out of course to another dimension 

Not only of site and sound but of being a clown 

Or an alley cat, or a dirty rat or a loud mouth brat 

Well, I am all that, so if you ask me, why 

I'm always in such a mess 

Well, ha, I just can't help myself 

Can't help me, I just can't help myself 

Can't help me, I just can't help myself 

Can't help me, I just can't help myself 

Can't help me, I just can't help myself 

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself 

A very great lady, once said it right 

A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bike 

There I go again sister know it all 

No friends at all, 'cause I make them crawl 

I can help showing off, all that I know 

The whats can do, well is the wheres I could go 

I know, it's makes the family very uptight 

I know, it isn't right, but I do it every night 

I'm probably don't belong here, I'm certainly were wrong here 

Every night I have a dream, more like a nightmare 

I see myself being born, Mum and dad are there 

But it's not Marge and it's not Homer 

Switched in a cradle, no wonder I'm a goner 

I feel like a book, that's on the wrong shelve 

I know, I shouldn't think it, but 

I just can't help myself 

Can't help me, I just can't help myself 

Can't help me, I just can't help myself 

Can't help me, I just can't help myself 

Can't help me, I just can't help myself 

Just can't help myself, I just can't help myself 

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself 

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself 

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself 

Hey, you know, I kinda like this thing 

It's sort of like music, but you don't have to sing 

You got none of the work and all of the fun 

Like a low cal donut or a fat free bun 

By the way, that's reminds me, how about a snack 

Just a small sandwich or a cold six-pack 

A big pack of pork rinds that couldn't hurt 

A cake for dessert will keep my mind alert 

Oh, it takes a lot of energy to do this rap 

I feel kinda sleepy, better take a nap 

Not too long a nap, two hours, that's a winner 

I wouldn't wanna sleep to a roast beef dinner 

Roast beef with gravy and potatoes 

Hot rolls and butter, lettuce and tomatoes 

I know, I shouldn't eat it, I got to keep my health 

What's the hey, I can't help me 

Can't help me, I just can't help myself 

Can't help me, I just can't help myself 

Can't help me, I just can't help myself 

Can't help me, I just can't help myself 

Just can't help myself, I just can't help myself 

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself 

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself 

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