We Are The Jockeys Lyrics - Simpsons

[Jockeys] Freaks, freaks, freaks! 

We are the jockeys, jockeys are we 

We live underground in a fiberglass tree 

[Jockey #1] Ha! 

[Jockey #2] Ooo! 

[Jockey #3] Haha! 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme 

[Jockey #4] On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream 

[Jockey #5] But all is not well in Jockey Town 

[Jockey #6] Your renegade horse is making us frown 

[Homer] What do you want me to do? 

[Jockey #7] Your horse must lose 

[Homer] My horse must lose? 

[Jockey #7] No win! 

[Jockey #8] No show! 

[Jockey #3] No place! 

[Jockey #4] Just lose the stinkin' race 

[Homer] And what if I refuse to lose? 

[Jockey #8] We'll eat your brain 

[Homer] My horse must lose!