You Shouldn't Judge A Man By The Hair On His Butt!! Lyrics - Skankin Pickle

You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt. 

Maybe it's like needles 

Or possibly like bark 

Does it need to be mowed 

Like the lawn at the park? 

Maybe it's too soft 

Or possibly too coarse. 

You stuck your hands down his pants 

You though he was a horse. 

Maybe it's light blonde 

But probably it's black. 

It streached from his belt 

And covers up his back. 

I saw he had it braided. 

It made his pants real snug. 

It covers up his butt cheeks like a rug. 

Maybe it's like a forest 

All covered up with trees 

Maybe when he farts 

His butt hairs blow in the breeze. 

Maybe you were frightened because it was so scary 

Or maybe you found out it was filled with dingle berries.