Tampon Lollipops Lyrics - Skinless

Ralph the janitor enjoys his job 

He sweeps and mops up the garbage and crud 

While alone at night he searches for goodies 

He goes into every room hoping and praying that someone is flowing 

Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms left behind by fertile young 

chicks 

Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms just waiting to be collected 

Heavy days are here again it's that time of the month 

Tampons and pads are easily accessible he senses the disposal of soiled 

cotton bags one of the many perks of his job 

In a woman's stall he takes a tampon and he dips it into the bowl 

Sucking out the menstrual goop he swishes the flavor around his mouth 

Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms left behind by fertile young 

chicks 

Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms just waiting to be collected 

Rub a pile of moistened maxi pads on your face in order to prevent breaking 

out in blackheads and zits 

Dip a rag in a steaming cup of water, vampire tea is my favorite