If I Die Laughing, It'll Be An Act Of God Lyrics - Skyclad

It's revelation reveals - 

Divine comedy (and more), 

Please welcome your four hosts - 

Death, famine, pestilence and war. 

You say that we are all Gods' children, can you please explain - 

How any father could inflict his children so much pain. 

I'm sure he finds it funny - but I fail to see the joke, 

I bet he'll piss his breeches when we all go up in smoke. 

Life's one big disaster, I hear the sound of laughter coming from the hereafter, (I find it kind of odd) 

We're stooges for Jehova, he loves to knock us over - so if I die laughing it'll be an act of God! 

Thunderbolts were once his style 

It's now malignant tumours, 

I wonder what he'll think of next 

To test my sense of humour? 

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You said I must accept his will - that God will spare the weak, 

I bet those tears aren't tears of laughter running down your cheeck - 

When you are stood right there beside me (egg upon your face), 

Your precious soul floats with the dust back home in outer space. 

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