I Wish I Was Lyrics - Slime

Well, I wish I was a cat, sitting on a rug 

Pretty girls would pick me up, they give me a hug 

They stroke me and pet me on my head 

And all those wonderful things I see sleeping on a bed 

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Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be 

Well, I wish I was someone, someone else, not me 

Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be 

Well, I wish I was someone, someone else, not me 

Well, I wish I was a mirror on a girl's bedroom wall 

All those mucky things, I would see them all 

She walks around in a flimsy little nighty 

And when she takes that nighty off, oh gosh, oh lord how mighty 

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Well, I wish I was a brassier and spend my life in lust 

Ride on the girls jumper and round the girls bust 

I would be a hold-up man, like Butch Cassidy 

And over the shoulder hold a brassier life for me 

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