Smashed Again Lyrics - Sloppy Seconds

Doin' a little drinking at my favorite bar 

Got so smashed I couldn't drive my car 

Got the phone and called me a cab 

Got thrown out, and couldn't pay my tab 

Nowhere to go, no cash to spend 

Don't know why I'm smashed again... 

Wake up in a puddle of booze 

And crawl through the mountain of human refuse 

In the kitchen, I piss in the sink 

Open the fridge, and I reach for a drink 

Clock on the wall says 1: 00 pm 

Don't know why I'm smashed again... 

Don't know why I'm smashed again 

Cant believe this mess I'm in 

Johnny Walker's my best friend 

Don't know why I'm smashed again 

My girlfriend threw me out in the street 

And now I'm layin on the cold concrete 

Four a.m. there's a knock at your door 

"ooh, let me sleep on your living room floor!" 

That's what you get for being my friend 

Don't know why I'm smashed again... 

I was born with a drink in my hand, 

My feet on the ground, and my head in the sand 

Scotch whiskey, rum, and beer 

That the only reason I'm here 

Looks like another lost weekend 

That's why I'm smashed again... 

That's why I'm smashed again 

That's why I'm smashed again 

That's why I'm smashed again 

That's why I'm smashed again 

Paul Bohall's my best friend... that's why I'm smashed again 

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