Why Don't Lesbians Love Me? Lyrics - Sloppy Seconds

I love lesbians more than anyone 

So why don't lesbians love me? 

I want lesbians, each and every one 

So why don't lesbians want me? 

It turns me on the way 

They all wear sexy lingerie 

And string bikinis everywhere they go 

But they don't let me watch 

As they explore each other's crotch 

The way they do on video 

Oh, I love lesbians more than anyone 

So why don't lesbians love me? 

And I want lesbians, each and every one 

So why don't lesbians want me? 

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It's strange that anyone 

Would wonder why a lesbian 

Will always be a great athlete 

There ain't no mystery 

At least as far as I can see 

'Cause what they are is what they eat 

Yeah, I love lesbians more than anyone 

So why don't lesbians love me? 

Some of them are vampires 

And some of them teach gym 

Some are topless dancers 

But all of them are slim 

Some are into leather 

And some write poetry 

They make love together 

Just to fuel my fantasy 

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'Cause I love lesbians more than anyone 

So why don't lesbians 

Why don't lesbians 

Why don't lesbians love me? 

Why don't lesbians love me? 

Why don't lesbians love me?