Pet Names Lyrics - Fush Yu Mang - Smash Mouth

Just when I thought everything would be ok 

Just when I started to believe that everything was going my way 

Out came the cloud from under my feet 

Crashing back down to reality 

You used to call me pumpkin now I'm Halloween 

Remember when I used to your jellybean 

You used to call me schnookums and shit like that 

Now you're after me with a baseball bat 

I remember when I used to be the king 

Your honey sweet darling baby everything 

I used to be your tall dark mystery man 

Now I'm just straight up history man 

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Just when I thought everything would be all right 

Just when I started to believe that everything was out of sight 

You left me with nothing but a scribbled note 

That said I would no longer be your love boat 

From here on out my pet name would be x 

Your x your x your x 

It used to be sugar then it turned into salt 

I used to rock your world now I'm standing on a fault line 

Lying naked in a hail storm in the dark 

You're my little tornado and I am your trailer park 

You used to call me names too cute to repeat 

Like honey bunch hairy bear and piccolo peet 

Goochy goochy goo goo gaga shit like that 

Now you're after me screaming you dirty rat 

I don't remember applying for a name change 

So why is it you're calling me mister deranged 

Psychopathic pornographic stinking drunk 

Failing fast lying ass worthless punk 

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You used to call me sweety pie and baby doll 

I guess another studs kicking in my stall 

You'll probably call him superman or loverboy 

You'll probably disregard him like a broken toy 

Just when he thought everything was going his way 

Just he started to believe everything was hunky dory 

He'll look at that cloud that he's standing on 

And with an itsy bitsy tiny little almost inaudible squeak 

He'll notice 

It's gone 

From here on out his pet name would be x 

Your x your x your x 

Sweet pie? 

No x 

Honey bunch? 

No x 

Bubble butt? 

No x 

Pumpkin face 

X