Legend Of Zelda Rap Lyrics - Singles - Smosh

Yeah, my name is Link, man 

I'm more well known than 'Lil Wayne 

Oh you thought my name was Zelda? 

(That's a fucking girl's name!) 

I've saved the world like 15 times 

And saved the princess from demise 

And I do it all alone 

With no help and no advice 

(Hey, look, listen) 

Hey look listen you fuckin' annoying fairy 

I'd rather be forced to listen 

To constant Katy Perry 

I think it's time 

I got some recognition 

Don't you think 

Legend of Zelda? 

Screw that! 

Legend of Link! 

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Cause he's the 

L to the I to the N to the K 

Wears tights everyday 

Don't give a damn what you say 

Got bigger balls than even 

Evel Knievel and he ain't 

Gonna stop till the world 

Is free of evil 

I'll break all your pots 

And I best not hear you bitchin' 

I've got the triforce of courage 

Bitch 

So you better listen 

That's right 

I'm called the bushwhacker 

And my bank account's maxed out 

Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now 

Photos 

Can't back down can't slack now 

The world needs me to attack now 

Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass 

For these bombs in castle town 

Just give me some heart containers 

And let me spit on my ocarina 

So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon 

All the way to Argentina 

Cause he's the 

L to the I to the N to the K 

Wears tights everyday 

Don't give a damn what you say 

Got bigger balls than even 

Evel Knievel and he ain't 

Gonna stop till the world 

Is free of evil 

Yo you low life elf 

Need a ride up to the North Pole 

Santa's got a thing for elves 

Gettin' his marriage annulled 

You really think savin' the princess 

Will convince me your straight? 

The uggs and skirt fad is so 2008 

Oh snap! 

It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style 

Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard? 

Were you dressed by a child? 

You're a ginger with no soul! 

And you look like a fuckin' troll 

Isn't kidnapping helpless girls 

Gettin' a little bit old 

You think Zelda's stupid enough to get 

Kidnapped so often 

She runs off into my castle 

Into my room and begs to get locked in 

Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts 

And your girly fairy face 

L-i-n-k more like 

L-i-n-Gay 

Man you should have been aborted 

Just like the Jersey Shore 

It's a damn lie you told about Zelda 

'Cause she loves my master sword 

It's a shame your whole life's been a waste 

Tryin' to rule Hyrule 

Cause today will be known as 

The day you got schooled! 

Cause he's the 

L to the I to the N to the K 

Wears tights everyday 

Don't give a damn what you say 

Got bigger balls than even 

Evel Knievel and he ain't 

Gon' stop till the world 

Is free of evil