For The Record Lyrics - Singles - Smut Peddlers

(featuring Masai Bey) 

Since the beginnig, there has always been smut 

God is smut, death is smut, your girl is probably smut, hip hop is smut 

And now, for your pleasure, all you dirty fucks 

Smut Peddlers 

[Cage] 

See me on laserdisc fuckin your bitch 

I-I-I, I coat my house in plastic cause I'm a health risk 

My landlord tries to evict this 

I fuck girls anally and then I'm on they shit list 

No S&M cops could hold me 

Gimmie twenty tapes and I'll gangbang your Dolby 

Battery acid, splash the basket 

Now she need reconstructive surgery 

For all the non productive, citizens like organs 

I live with a tec and Kiss the Girls like Morgan 

Freeman, dusted fuck up ten He-men 

Peekin, some'll still see bugs on me sleepin 

Hibernate your whole state, incubate 

Then I scrape off the ambiotic fluids with a rake 

I can't concentrate when I levitate, bong lakes 

That's all your games when Raid stops on my brain scape 

(Chorus) 

For the record I'm a peddler 

Of so many useful tools 

Enough, you could never get of 

Good hot, even better when it cools 

We about to melt y'all nigga's cheddar 

(x2) 

[Mr. Eon] 

The crafty from the master flee dastardly 

Smut Peddlers, it has to be, who the hell's after me 

It's Starbuck, you starstruck, I'm verbally charged up 

With your hard luck your microphone is hard up 

I got devout Christians enlistin for Mormon missions 

Check the inscriptions, and visions, inscisions 

Cyclops beamin, cut a diamond with percision 

Key to twistin a ???, roaches I be squishin 

Addictions on scriptures, call it pet vices 

You shit better than ?Glen Rice is Ted Nice's? 

I'm buttery, auction my steez at Sotheby's 

Jealousy, cause we be what others be 

Now blessed be he who pack abstract apparatus 

Rhyme with more attitude than B.A. Baracus 

Flyin at night, writin the white lines 

Your shit ain't workin like Slick Rick's right eye 

(Chorus) 

[Masai Bey] 

Ayo, this ain't a rhyme, kid 

It's a plug, for a ?cushite? product 

That cleans more than Woolite 

Other leadin brands emit packages randomly to people 

Study their reactions then scam 'em 

For example ya, cheese crumb records 

Six different flavors and guess what, they all cheddar 

I can't believe the time and money that consumers waste 

On a variety of the same exact taste 

You phony rappers makin music for the rich to dance to 

Hope you can get into that circle 

But if you want some light, go see Spieldberg 

He could use some house, high class herb nigga 

To freestlye about chaufferin him around 

And can't wait to write about the Benz on his break 

But this product's name is Masai Bey 

And the ad was paid for by the most High 

(Chorus)