The Beach House Lyrics - South Park Mexican

[South Park Mexican talking] 

Uh, yo, pick up the music a little bit 

For my nigga, Filero on this biatch 

Yo, what's up, what's up JC 

Man it's real man, here we go 

[South Park Mexican] 

I'ma have to smoke, I'ma have to fucking toke 

Keep it in my lungs like an inside joke 

No damn hope, I loc with the game 

Got married at the crack hotel in south man 

Holler if you feel me, wet like willy 

Got my own island like that little nigga Gilly 

And the dang Skipper, fucking that Ginger 

Could of played proball but I got injured 

Man I wouldn't kid you, I'ma throw dew 

Got a fine bitch in the 6-0-2 

It's more on the menu, I'ma get in you 

You watch Ms. America, I fucked Ms. Virginia 

I'm known to burst, skip go to church 

Got the block hotter than your girlfriend penurch 

I'ma scrape the curbs with my brand new twenties 

Go buy some more cause to me they just pennies 

I won two emmys, man I win awards 

Got so much heat I could open up your pours 

Fresh out the county, fresh like downy 

Now my mama high, cause she ate my weed brownies 

Now she tripping calling 9-1-1 

I'm sad cause she called me a what a bad son 

But I promise it's gone wear off soon 

Do what I do and just watch some cartoons 

I'm on calhoun, sometimes I feel used 

Cause a hoe just want to get in my fruit of the loom 

I'm about the shrooms, I'ma spread the news 

SPM undefeated can't lose 

Hit the dank smooth, all night long 

I love mama tattooed on my arm 

Dopehouse charm, with the diamonds in it 

I'ma fuck Missy Elliot for one minute 

Then I be finished, I smoke spinach 

Just like Popeye except a little different 

I sell reggie but I smoke hydro ponic 

I got more brown bags than shoes and sonic 

Man I'm on it, I mean I'm on my hustle 

Never love a bitch cause I just don't trust her 

Never popped the question, I'ma stay a bachelor 

I'm in the kitchen flipping cookies with my spatula 

Do what I have to, on the third chapter 

Talk with my glock when I come holler at you 

Call me the greaser, roach and a tweezer 

Don't fuck with that nigga cause he's a 

Motherfucking killer out the Hilla, cocaine dealer 

Get my shit off a eighteen wheeler 

My niggas, niggas, bar sippers 

Now I'm packing flippers, large old flippers 

[Chorus: scratching] 

Roll 80 vogues till them hoes start clacking 

If you want to jack, I got something for you 

Not the chimmy change for the beans and rice 

Then to the store I need a 40 on some dice 

Hillwood hustler, never caught sleeping 

Caught another case so I got to call my lawyer 

Got a fine chick that look just like Latoya 

Run you out my city like them Tennessee Oilers 

[South Park Mexican] 

You can play hockey, I'ma play hookie 

On the mic niggas say that I'm the dookie 

They trying to shoot me, cause I'm making movies 

Went gold twice, buy ice and rubies 

I'ma eat at Lugies, save my doobies 

She in a D cup cause I bought them boobies 

I'ma take the tuna, shoes are puma 

I'ma go on vacation to Blue Lagoona 

Cause I like to scuba, on the island Aruba 

I'ma eat a bowl of beans and I'ma play the tuba 

See I'm awful throwed, y'all should also know 

That I'm with a swamp thing and Papa Dough 

And he frozen, got the what house on the ocean 

Fuck her in the ass with some suntan lotion 

All in the open, where people could see 

My nextdoor neighbor's taking pictures of me 

I'm a powerful man, I bought a house on the sand 

Bought the lot and told the cops get off of my land 

With my barbie, I'ma throw a party 

They want my autograph but I don't got a sharpie 

No more bacardi, I'm drunk I need some coffee 

About to throw up bitch get the fuck off me 

But anyway man, hold them up, who is you 

You ain't my girlfriend, my girlfriend was wearing blue 

But you suck a good dick, so I won't say shit 

Then I saw the bitch kissing on my boy Nick 

But what he don't know ain't gone hurt him though 

But hold up when he hear this song he'll be swoll 

Man, I'ma have to tell him that his album sucks 

And he shouldn't buy it or even listen to it once 

So let it be a lesson any girl that you meet 

Take her to the store and tell that bitch to brush her teeth