2 Joints Lyrics - The Purity - South Park

[intro: dum-dum and happy p] 

(lighting a joint) 

(coughs) 

[dum-dum) 

Go head maan 

Boy that's 5 

[happy p] 

That's got to be 

[verse 1: dum-dum and happy p] 

[dum-dum] 

I hit it from worst ways 

After the first day 

I'm needin it everyday 

And twice on a thursday 

Blood thick than water 

In pounds better than quarters 

I smoking two joints 

While I'm knockin down yo daughter 

Dope house records is on fire 

So grab the estinguisher 

I smoked out in the beamer 

Bout to get emphezema 

Gun slingers rap singers 

With more stripe than the bengals 

No need for the gang sign 

I'm using my trigga finga 

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[happy p] 

Now won't you roll one 

Po the four one 

Sometimes I'm real selfish and I'll smoke my weed with no one 

You know me 

I'm young happy p 

Kick back aand blow a sweet 

While my niggas move keys 

Bitch please 

I got g's 

Sippin corona with lima squeeze 

And platinum p's 

Only smoke on the fine leaves 

I started out 

Sellin five dollar tweets 

And now I'm elevating 

Sellin 5000 dollar beats 

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[chorus: grimm] 

I smoke two joints when I wake up 

In the car I smoke two joints 

I smoke two joints when in play video games 

And every 10,000 points 

I smoke two joints in time of peace 

And two in time of war ar 

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints 

And then I smoke two more 

[verse 2: spm and low-g] 

[spm] 

Maan this killer herb got me runnin over curbs 

And writing these raps full of misspelled words 

I curse on my verse snatch yo bitch like a purse 

Cause she like the twinkies that I slapped on my herse 

I take two charges it's really quite harmless 

The only side effect is that it makes you retarded ha ha 

I started in 82 

In fifth grade 

You can say I was in high school 

True smoka 

[low-g] 

I got mary at an early age 

Con mi hermosa 

Maria es mi esposa 

Mi sanchas nina rosa 

Mafiosa 

Pero es es otra cosa 

My wife es elosa 

No yores mariposa 

Tan chiclosa 

Te triago from coasta coasta 

I got your corizon droppin mi bolsa 

Borracho de tu besos 

Hoja pa mis wesos 

Me trais pesos 

Con hidea pa me seso 

[chorus] 

[verse 3: diamond and grimm] 

[diamond] 

Dimaond pop the balla scene 

Smoke two joints where I can beam 

Flip the scene bizatines 

Sippin lean sticky green 

Come out fresh when it spring 

Steady flossin diamond rings 

Bustin gats with bing 

Catchin squares at ten 

Baby beeshi got the throne 

Happy p we fitin to roll 

And shut em down we livin throwed 

Got the keys 

We got the vo's 

Hit and run cause the scheme 

Rush ya head and feel my spin 

Since diamond came around 

Now she down with a team 

[grimm] 

Now I'm down with bobby brown 

But I love al green 

Keep a sweet in my mouth and anotha in my jeans 

Bout to blow em back to back takin two to the dome 

Home grown hydroponic always wanna get blown 

Stay stoned at home 

Drop a flow rock a show 

Got to go out the do 

Boppin hoe after close 

No hits snow switch 

Place a pink in my eye 

And I'm always down wit tryin new ways to reach for the sky 

[chorus] 

[verse 3: baby beesh and lil bing] 

[baby beesh] 

Now I be blowin when it's mo than one but less than three 

That's the recipe 

Yes indeed blowin oooey gooey a neccesity 

Don't question me 

Blowin' heavily till I'm 70 

That's the remedy 

Feelin famous like the kennedy's 

From here to tennessee sippin hennesse 

Smokin with intensity 

Feel my ghetto energy 

Fools be sweatin me for that rush in the lebanese 

I be getting higher than the hills of beverly beverly 

[lil bing] 

Two joints be smellay in my cadi 

From the valley to cali 

In the alley servin patties 

Hastled by federales 

Drippin candy 

Sippin brandy 

Twenty inches look fancy 

On my way to the grammys 

Hoes droppin they panties 

Got a freak named sandy 

Makin hits like sammie 

I'm posted up with biscuits and chicken fried steak at grandy's 

Smashin off maan fo sho 

Got my tv's on glow 

Smokin two smokin four 

Then mo with two mo 

[two mo repeats till fade]