Christmas Time In Hell Lyrics - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - South Park

Well, I'll tell you what 

Maybe we'll have ourselves 

A little Christmas, right here 

C'mon everybody, gather 'round 

String up the lights and light up the tree 

We're gonna make some revelry 

Spirits are high, so I can tell 

It's Christmas time in Hell 

Demons are nicer as you pass them by 

There's lots of demon toys to buy 

The snow is falling and all is well 

It's Christmas time in Hell 

There goes Jeffrey Dahmer 

With a festive Christmas ham 

After he has sex with it 

He'll eat up all he can 

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And there goes John F. Kennedy 

Carolling with his son 

Reunited for the holidays 

God bless us, everyone 

Everybody has a happy glow 

Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow 

Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell 

It's Christmas time in Hell 

Adolf, here's a present for you 

Oh, Ein Tannenbaum 

Yes, Ein Tannenbaum 

God cast me down from heaven's door 

To rule in Hell forever more 

But now I'm kinda glad that I fell 

'Cos it's Christmas time in Hell 

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Here's a rack to hang the stockings on 

We still have to shop for Genghis Khan 

Michael Landon's hair looks swell 

It's Christmas time in Hell 

There's Princess Diana 

Holding burning mistletoe 

Over poor Gene Siskel's head 

Just watch his weenie grow 

For one day we all stop burning 

And the flames are not so thick 

All the screaming and the torture stops 

As we wait for old St Nick 

So, string up the lights and light up the tree 

We're damned for all eternity 

But for just one day, all is well 

It's Christmas time in Hell 

Get a toast together and make it quick 

We've gotta make room for Andy Dick 

Wake his mother and ring the bell 

It's Christmas time 

(Christmas time, Christmas time, Christmas time) 

Christmas time 

(Christmas time, Christmas time, Christmas time) 

It's Christmas time in Hell 

Merry Christmas, movie house