What Would Brian Boitano Do 2 Lyrics - South Park

What would Brian Boitano do 

If he was here right now? 

He'd make a plan and he'd follow through 

That's what Brian Boitano do 

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics 

Skatin' for the gold 

He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz 

While wearing a blindfold 

When Brian Boitano was in the Alps 

Fighting grizzly bears 

He used his magical fire breath 

And saved the maiden's fair 

So what would Brian Boitano do 

If were here today? 

I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two 

That's what Brian Boitano do 

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I want this V-chip out of me 

It has stunted my vocabulary 

And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone 

For Wendy I'll be an activist too 

'Cause that's what Brian Boitano do 

And what would Brian Boitano do? 

He'd call the kids in town 

And tell them to unite for truth 

That's what Brian Boitano do 

When Brian Boitano traveled 

Through time to the year 3010 

He fought the evil robot king 

And saved the human race again 

And when Brian Boitano built 

The pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kahn 

'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't 

Take shit from anybody 

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So let's get all the kids together 

And unite to stop our moms 

And we'll save Terance and Phillip too 

'Cause that's what Brian Boitano do 

And we'll save Terance and Phillip too 

'Cause that's what Brian Boitano do 

'Cause that's what Brian Boitano do