Adam And Steve Lyrics - Space Hog

(Royston Langdon) 

Adam and Steve fell in love 

In the Garden of Eden, they were 

Meant to be as happy as Larry 

And they never had to worry 'bout 

Holding hands in the park 

Kissing in the woods after dark but 

When it came to babies 

He did say 

I've been going nowhere slowly with you 

All this time 

I've been going nowhere slowly with you 

Adam and Steve kiss and make up 

Under the shade of the old apple tree 

But they're so naive 

That they never, ever noticed 

till the Lord showed them how it should be 

Kissing in the park and 

Holding hands after dark is 

Not the way that babies are received 

He said