Old Man Sam Lyrics - Spiderbait

a johnny was a man 

a bad bad man 

yeah 

a badder he was 

than ol' man sam 

ah 

we're all having fun child 

a smoking the plunger 

we can't find the blonde 

so we may have to run child 

we may have to run 

I saw the peter tosh 

and he was sloshed 

I saw the peter tosh and he was sloshed 

he was sloshed he was so much off his face 

jabba was big and fat 

but don't tell him that 

he ate the cat, he ate the rat 

and then he ate, then he ate, then he ate the cricket bat 

oh ? yeah 

? yeah 

now it's time for us to go 

so don't be slow 

it's time for us to go 

so don't be slow, don't be slow, don't you be slow 

go!