No Pigeons (parody Of Tlc's 'no Scrubs') Lyrics - Singles - Sporty Thievz

Nada, Franchise 

Nada, Shot Callaz 

Yea, Sporty Thievez 

Nada 

A pigeon is a girl who be walkin' by 

My rimmed up blue red loose Spark wit five 

Her feet hurt so you know she wanna ride 

But she frontin' like she can't say hi, what? 

Uh oh, y'all chicks ain't gettin' nada 

Uh oh, ya' pussy ain't worth the Ramada 

Uh oh, anyway ya' friend looks hotta 

Uh oh, game is somethin' we got a lotta 

Uh oh, 'cuz I don't want no pigeons 

Dem be dem girls who gets no dubz from me 

Playin' the bar dumb broke with her best friend's coat 

Tryin' to holla at me 

I don't want no pigeons 

Dem be dem girls who gets no dubz from me 

Playin' the bar dumb broke with her best friend's coat 

Tryin' to holla at me 

In the front of the club, I see this girl like "Yo, love" 

Thought she said thug but she called me a scrub 

Scrub? What? You must be talkin' a joke 

Broke pigeon head freak, you lucky I spoke 

This ain't my Benz dere, this's my manz, yea 

But this ain't my car like that ain't your hair 

Uh oh, pigeon, take the dem fake jewels off 

Uh oh, pigeon, take ya' friends shoes off 

Uh oh, pigeon, go 'head with that crazy shit 

Y'all make me sick home an' go fuckin' babysit 

My big dogs gon' love this 

Get curtains, bitch, get a brush an' scrub this 

Uh oh, y'all chicks ain't gettin' nada 

Uh oh, ya' pussy ain't worth the Ramada 

Uh oh, anyway ya' friend looks hotta 

Uh oh, game is somethin' we got a lotta 

Yo, chill cuzins, these birds is ill cuzin' 

'Cuz they call me scrub, like we can't even build cuzin' 

You trick Ronalds, you ain't worth the McDonald's 

Throw you on the street team, make you shit vinyls 

Ayo, Flex, shorty tried to flash me wrong 

How she goin' wear sandals with nasty corns? 

That'd be wrong, I wonder how you get hearts 

An' dirty Victoria drawers with the shit marks 

Uh, ya' flat ass gets enough laughs 

Take you to the salon, pluck ya' mustache 

So next time you shot gun an' that ho' bitchin' 

Hittin' you wit scrub, call that bitch a pigeon 

Ayo, I got two nuts, bitch, choose a ball 

You only walked pigeon toed 'cuz ya' shoes is small 

You don't shop, you just cruise the mall 

No dough, with Lee press ons, frontin' wit' ya girlfriend, dress on 

You birds wanna take over? 

Get some cash an' a Jenny Jones make-over 

Broke bitches, I hate pigeons 

Dirty braid pigeons, Medicaid pigeons, section 8 pigeons 

Got me fed, burnt, I'll tell these birds, "Shut up" 

An' have my left airy double ya' whole get up 

Go 'head with ya' lame ass, blow at night 

Throw a ripped dolla at her, tell her to put that on ya' tray pads 

If you got more than one baby father 

Oh yes, girl, wez talkin' to you 

If you strip all week to go clubbin' 

Oh yes, girl, wez talkin' to you 

Buy a dress to front an' take it back to the store 

Oh yes, girl, wez talkin' to you 

Wanna smoke with me, wit no money? 

Oh no, I don't want no 

No pigeons, no pigeons