Oliver's Army Lyrics - Spunge

Don't start that talking 

'Coz I could talk all night 

My mind was sleep walking 

While I'm putting the world to rights 

Call careers information 

Have you got yourself an occupation ? 

Oliver's Army are here to stay 

Oliver's Army are on their way 

And I would rather be anywhere else 

Than here today 

There was a Checkpoint Charlie 

He didn't crack a smile 

But it's no laughing party 

When you've been on the murder mile 

All it takes is one itchy trigger 

One more widow one less white nigger 

Oliver's Army are here to stay 

Oliver's Army are on their way 

And I would rather be anywhere else 

Than here today 

Hong Kong is up for grabs 

London is full of Arabs 

We could be in Palestine 

Overrun by a Chinese line 

With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne 

But there's no danger 

It's a professional career 

Though it could be arranged 

With just a word in Mr. Churchill's ear 

If you're out of luck your out of work 

We could send you to Johannesburg 

Oliver's Army are here to stay 

Oliver's Army are on their way 

And I would rather be anywhere else 

Than here today 

And I would rather be anywhere else 

Than here today 

And I would rather be anywhere else 

Than here today