Christmas Day Lyrics - Squeeze

Mary and Joseph drove into town 

Searching for a place to stay 

The moon was up, and his foot was down 

A miracle was on its way 

They tried the hotels, the motels, the bed-and-breakfast 

Locals, but no one seemed to have any room 

Better find a double room soon! 

So where would Christmas be without 

Mary and Joseph 

Morecambe and Wise 

Laurel and Hardy 

Cracker surprise 

Lights on the pine tree 

And more aftershave 

And not forgetting Jesus, who was born on Christmas Day 

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They found a place with a neon light 

"TV", "Pool", and "Vacancies" 

The man on the desk didn't hear them right 

When the two of them booked for three 

They watched the TV 

And deeply, she felt a punching neatly 

And the heavens delivered this way 

And it happened on Christmas Day 

Christmas Da-ay 

Christmas Da-ay 

So where would Christmas be without 

Mary and Joseph 

Morecambe and Wise 

Laurel and Hardy 

Cracker surprise 

Lights on the pine tree 

And more aftershave 

But not forgetting Jesus, who was born on Christmas Day 

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Mary and Joseph were so surprised 

With admirers around the crib 

There was something in their son's eyes 

That magnetically took one in 

Like a Messiah and a fire 

Like the tread around a tyre 

That grip all roads 

To faults you made 

And it happened on Christmas Day 

Christmas Da-ay 

Christmas Da-ay 

So where would Christmas be without 

Mary and Joseph 

Morecambe and Wise 

Laurel and Hardy 

Cracker surprise 

Lights on the pine tree 

And more aftershave 

But not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day) 

Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day) 

Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day) 

Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day) 

And not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day) 

Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day) 

And not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day) 

Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas)