Just Like Tiger Woods Lyrics - Balls Out - Steel Panther

If you don't golf that's okay 

You can be a tiger anyways 

Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough 

Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah 

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods 

Fertalise the ladies in the neighbourhood 

Get real rich and you will find 

All the hot chicks will want to grind 

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods 

Grip that shaft like you know you should 

Get a platinum card, it will be all good 

The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods 

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Remember this when you're having fun 

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Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah 

If the word gets out don't be afraid 

When a nine iron is heading for your escalade, yeah yeah 

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods 

Filling all the divots in the neighbourhood 

Don't think about those three foot clubs 

Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts 

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods 

Text messages are never could 

Nail a girl at the driving range 

Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods 

... 

Have your best friend book all your flights 

Tell your wife that you're golfing nights 

Get a call girl and maybe just chill 

Be willing to part with a hundred mil 

Bang a new popstar everyday 

Tell your sponsors it will be okay 

Surprise them all with an invitation 

To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah 

... 

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods 

Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood 

Tell your wife how it's gonna be 

Your driver is community property 

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods 

Brett Favre did it so you know you could 

Become the king of your neighbourhood 

Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods 

... 

Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah